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FOOD [Nov. 19th, 2007|08:11 pm]
this week im gona do a 5day food/alchohol diary to see how tubs i really am :(

MONDAY:

breakfast: Lamb sandwich on vogels granary bread with butter and mustard, glass of milk.

late lunch: scampi with home made chunky chips and lettuce

dinner: slab of lasagna

pudding: gooseberry crumble with a tiny bit of clotted cream and ice cream :(

exersise = none

so yeah today was shit, lets see how tuesday goes!
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glastonbury [Apr. 27th, 2007|01:34 am]
[music |deeksiess on his way to glasto]

glastonbury!

im going, are you?
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:) [Apr. 16th, 2007|11:33 pm]
[Current Location |buurger king]
[mood | ecstatic]
[music |rocky theme]

on saturday i went to burger king


i orderd a normal bacon double cheese burger


they gave me an EXTRA LARGE one by mistake.......


highlight of 2007!


then did a really bad monitor mix with conrad for south central!
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benicassim... and 3 friends [Apr. 2nd, 2007|02:30 pm]
i think 4 day passes have sold out, but who cares the fisrt night aint shit anyway last year it was just sissor sisters so 3 day ickets it is...unless im wrong

flights are still £100 quid if you book soon

ive found a 6 man and an 8 man apartment in BENICASSIM wich are still not booked, if were gona do this lets do it now......?????

p.s i can only see con rosh and luther it seems i only have 3 friends.. who can see this????
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(no subject) [Feb. 25th, 2007|05:36 pm]
im a cunt )
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fuck all [Feb. 20th, 2007|10:04 pm]
SHAMELESS VS SKINS what do you rekon????


SHAMELESSS OBVZZZZZZZZZZ
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(no subject) [Feb. 10th, 2007|07:06 pm]
run out of the infamous 'peaches'....

brown can no longer loose feeling in his hands, i think its probly for the best!


getting normal ones in an hour or so...
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sleep deprevation [Jan. 21st, 2007|06:13 pm]
its suday @ 18:13, i last slept on THURSDAY night and last ate on friday (wich is like a lifetime for a chubie kid like me)....i probly had some fun a long the line, im gona wait to read cons,nicks,toms lj

My head is num, ive just started to get dizzy spells and im fucking starving,,, im going to stretch my tum tum back out to its rightfull girthage
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(no subject) [Dec. 25th, 2006|04:27 pm]
1. What did you do in 2006 that you'd never done before?
L.J

2. Did you keep your new years' resolutions, and will you make more for next year?
DID I FUCK,,, well actually i gave up bongs

3. Did anyone close to you give birth?
charlotte

4. Did anyone close to you die?
RIP STEVE JOINER... greatly missed friend

5. What countries did you visit?
spain

6. What would you like to have in 2007 that you lacked in 2006
more money, more clothes MORE HATS

7. What dates from 2006 will remain etched upon your memory, and why?
reading, halloween, bonfire night, Benicassim, when im with mimah and not arguing, seeing my mate alex wilson(poor mixed up boy) coz there all fucking nang

8. What was your biggest achievement of the year?
BIMM!?!!>!>!>mimah and giving up bonging and stopping weed for about 6 months

9. What was your biggest failure?
putting on a stone in weight

10. Did you suffer illness or injury?
not really luckyly, and im happy for that

11. What was the best thing you bought?
new era pigeon hat

12. Whose behavior merited celebration?
most of my mates... but the ones who stand out are abbott, conrad, heaphy, potsie, truffle, jackp, alex

13. Whose behavior made you appalled and depressed?
conrads....standard.. and my mate alex the dirty skag head

14. Where did most of your money go?
mimah, food, drugs, BEER, hats

15. What did you get really, really, really excited about?
loads of stuff, im easily exited

16. What song will always remind you of 2006?
PUT YA HANDS UP FOR DETROIT! we are your friends! bodyrox yeh yeh! the bitches!mampi swift the one and jaws, tarantualr

17. Compared to this time last year, are you:

a) happier or sadder? happier i think

b) thinner or fatter? fatter

c) richer or poorer? poorer

18. What do you wish you'd done more of?
vegtables and gin an tonic

19. What do you wish you'd done less of?
drugs and fatty foods and beer PORK SCRATCHING

20. How will you be spending Christmas?
its xmas today.. withe the family and ive had roast beef, roast goose.. and ALL the trimmings and i mean ALL the trimmings

21. Did you fall in love in 2006? pshhhh..YEH i did actually even though my heart is black as lenny henry


22. How many one-night stands? none mate!!! got the ball and chain innit


23. What was your favourite TV program?
gotta be family guy, south park, simpsons, 2dtv, DOND, newsround

24. Do you hate anyone now that you didn't hate this time last year?
yeh i fucking hate a few peeps

25. What was the best book you read?
vice, BLAZE and 'great lies to tell small kids' (mimah in my case)

26. What was your greatest musical discovery?
electro house chuky house breaks and breakbeat...dubstep i just dot into again... dj eastwood!!!

27. What did you want and get?
a propa fit bird that seems all innocent but is actually filth... IN A GOOD WAY

28. What did you want and not get?
A PASS IN MY DRIVING TEST

29. What was your favourite film of this year?
BACK DOOR SLUTS 5... gripping story line trust

30. What did you do on your birthday, and how old were you?
20.. got nutted by a man with a hairyer back than conrad

31.What one thing would have made your year immeasurably more satisfying?
money

32. How would you describe your personal fashion concept in 2006?
dutty scallywag

33. What kept you sane?
www.rapetheweb.com, www.allfg.org, mimah, beer, masturbation

34. Which celebrity/public figure did you fancy the most?
mimah??!?!?? shes a public figure surley

35. What political issue stirred you the most?
fuck off

36. Who did you miss?
my poor old mate alex the most.. apart from that me old mates from the endzzz

37. Who was the best new person you met?
hmmmmmm duno really....

38. Tell us a valuable life lesson you learned in 2006:
always think about yourself first and remember 90 percent pf people are 2 faced immature idiots.. and remebrr to show the people you love that u do actually love them

39. Quote a song lyric that sums up your year:
dutty scally wag smelling like a fanny rag
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(no subject) [Dec. 8th, 2006|01:20 pm]
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i have the best hat in the world it arrived from america today!!!
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(no subject) [Nov. 22nd, 2006|04:51 pm]
dont forget saturday
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MY BIRTHDAY [Nov. 7th, 2006|04:23 pm]
ive hierd out the babalabar for my birthday warm up its 7-11 on the 25th of november then i'll be going clubbing or maybe just even late nightbars i dunno yet the capacity is only 70! that should be fine tho... i no the bablarba is shit but its free to hire and 2 pound a pint...got decks an ting


whos coming?
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SOULSSSSSSSSSS [Oct. 19th, 2006|10:58 am]
yeh so we all no what tonite is!!!! *GUNSHOT,GUNSHOT*

pavtav b4??? im well skint
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(no subject) [Oct. 8th, 2006|06:15 pm]
this is a convo between me and chrissy bitch about "the fight" conrad and that are gay liars OR are they?

JACKDwp says:
ooooooooo
JACKDwp says:
what happend between u lot then?
JACKDwp says:
on friday
JACKDwp says:
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
JACKDwp says:
i heard u lot got murked
JACKDwp says:
is it true?
You'll never walk alone says:
ahah shutup
JACKDwp says:
what hapend
You'll never walk alone says:
long story mate
JACKDwp says:
is it gona carry on?
You'll never walk alone says:
no?
You'll never walk alone says:
i was off my face chatting shit as well as every1 else, then some mug pushes me down some stairs then it all kicked off
JACKDwp says:
yeh i saw that lot at the pub an they were jus talkin about it i dont think they wana carry it on unless any off you get moufy
JACKDwp says:
seeen
JACKDwp says:
who pushed u down the stairs?
You'll never walk alone says:
what the hell does 'carry it on' mean
JACKDwp says:
beet u up again
You'll never walk alone says:
mate shutup !
You'll never walk alone says:
aaha
You'll never walk alone says:
stop stiring
JACKDwp says:

JACKDwp says:

JACKDwp says:
mate im not stiring
JACKDwp says:
im enquiring
You'll never walk alone says:
no1 got beaten up, no1 even got hit, it was complete scraps
JACKDwp says:
doubt it
JACKDwp says:
i heard u lot got fikd up
JACKDwp says:
or are the just chattin shit
You'll never walk alone says:
my god
You'll never walk alone says:
theyre pathetic
JACKDwp says:
they*
You'll never walk alone says:
i dint get hit ?
JACKDwp says:
mate its got nufin to do wiv me i jus find it funny
You'll never walk alone says:
i dont recall anyone getting hurt
JACKDwp says:
well...
JACKDwp says:
u didnt get hit
JACKDwp says:
BUT
You'll never walk alone says:
i jus remmeber stuss throwing a plant pot and it hitting some guy
JACKDwp says:
u deid get thrown down the stairs into a car
JACKDwp says:
yeh adian
You'll never walk alone says:
so harsh
JACKDwp says:
lol
You'll never walk alone says:
ah well
JACKDwp says:
that sounded funny
JACKDwp says:
whats done is done
You'll never walk alone says:
great, i got pushed over
You'll never walk alone says:
a nanny could push me over ?
JACKDwp says:
skanked u poof
You'll never walk alone says:
specially in the state i was in
You'll never walk alone says:
but i cant be assed, did they actually make it seem like they 'beat us up'
JACKDwp says:
yeh they did
You'll never walk alone says:
!!
JACKDwp says:
im gona rip them if thats not the case
You'll never walk alone says:
ive never laughed so loud in my life!
JACKDwp says:
even the little pettle pete said he got a few digs in
You'll never walk alone says:
NO1 GOT HIT
JACKDwp says:

You'll never walk alone says:
hahaha i ditn, kiz dint sam dint
JACKDwp says:
conrad flawed someone ?
You'll never walk alone says:
aahahahahahahahahahahhaha
JACKDwp says:
who did conrad hit
JACKDwp says:
??
JACKDwp says:
who did conrad hit

You have just sent a Nudge!

You'll never walk alone says:
i dont know?
You'll never walk alone says:
i was off it
You'll never walk alone says:
and no1 had a scratch afterwards>
JACKDwp says:
ok
JACKDwp says:
if u were off it
JACKDwp says:
how do u no noone got murked
You'll never walk alone says:
man, i left with my mates
You'll never walk alone says:
merced means, blood bruises etc
You'll never walk alone says:
no1 got hit propa
You'll never walk alone says:
it was drunken banta
You'll never walk alone says:
who cares
JACKDwp says:
i do
JACKDwp says:
its funny
JACKDwp says:
i jus wana no
JACKDwp says:
out of intrest
JACKDwp says:
there saying one thing
JACKDwp says:
ur saying an other
You'll never walk alone says:
well i dont remember alot, but all i know is i got in a scrap with some kiddy hit him a few times, not cleanly, coz we were fucked my mate kiz and sam got involved hit a few ppl and got hit? but not properly
JACKDwp says:
seen
You'll never walk alone says:
it was alll handbags
You'll never walk alone says:
every1 was completely spent
You'll never walk alone says:
and if theyre going round saying they merced' us
You'll never walk alone says:
whatev
You'll never walk alone says:
i dont give a shit
You'll never walk alone says:
i could say we merced them
You'll never walk alone says:
but whats the point
JACKDwp says:
yeh true
JACKDwp says:
BUT
JACKDwp says:
saying that would make them wan MERK you properly
JACKDwp says:
thats what andy and conrad said anyway
JACKDwp says:
conrads gettin well aggy now
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(no subject) [Sep. 25th, 2006|06:39 pm]
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[Current Location |BELGIUM]
[mood | HORNY]

HI LIVE JOURNAL YOU FLOPPY CUNT.................



K HERE IT IS YEHHHHHHH ME AND EVERYONES WHOS WORTH NO-ING WERE UP MY ENDz IN MY YARD WE ALL GOT PROPA MESSY BUT THEN ME LUTHER AND MADERS DID K LIKE LOADS OF THE STUFF MADERS HAS BUILT A HUGE TOLERANCE TO IT COZ HES A FILTHY K-HEAD,,,, SO ME AND LUTHER WENT INTO SEVERE K-HOLES LIKE I CANT SPEAK FOR LUTHER BUT MINE WOZ THE LONGEST MOST FUKED UP TRIPPPPY K-HOLE IVE EVER HAD,,, WHILE WE WERE IN K-HOLES POSTIE AND MADDERS NAUSED LUTHER
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BLAP BLAP BLAP IVE GOT A VIDEO THATS EVEN FUNNIER I JUST HAVENT WORKED OUT WHO TO GET IY ON THE OLD PC BLUD,,, WELLL FUKKK RITE OF LJ
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luther [Sep. 6th, 2006|03:04 pm]
hello

the other day i had people round... to cut a long story short it ended up in me sam maders and luther doing loads of k now i have vauge memories of laughing at luther but the i tripped out hard in the weirdest khole ive ever had,,,ANYWAY

while i was kholin so was luther and potsie an maders made a film of him..
they pua buck on his head made him hold a watering can balenced i bike on him and put a bbq lid on him,, then naused him up by throwing shit at him, they thought he was asleep but he was in a khole they shouted 'LUTHERRR'
and he went 'yeh??' still with a bucket on his head then he said 'OH i though i was dead,, do u want your watering can back' stood up and pissed in my garden!! more funny shot happend i'll let u no when its on U TUBE BLUD
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(no subject) [Sep. 6th, 2006|02:55 pm]
where the fuck are the rest of the reading photos???????????????

everyone seemed to stop caring now weve got "the pete picture"
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(no subject) [Aug. 2nd, 2006|01:16 pm]
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this one of conrad deserved to entrys
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(no subject) [Aug. 2nd, 2006|01:08 pm]
another 3and a half films worth coming soon!!!! BENICASSIM BLUD

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(no subject) [Jul. 28th, 2006|12:56 pm]
4 camers worth of pictures coming soon including stupidly funny ones of grane head
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